Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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