chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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