she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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