You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
I'm sooo using this pickup line: "Baby, its not the 2.5 inches... Its the 200 pounds behind it"
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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