Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
Are we still banned from the library?
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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