writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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