So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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