you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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