I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
I lost the right to judge tonight
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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