Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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