Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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