Are you dead
Yes
Oh man
Someone fed me too many chicken nuggets and sexed me too hard
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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