Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
How naked do you want me to be?
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