he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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