I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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