Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
porn star boner night. come get it.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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