yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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