Can Purell be used as lube?
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
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