I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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