I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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