it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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