Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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