Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
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