distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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