Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
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