the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
Who died my cat blue again?
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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