is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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