so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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