Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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