the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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