I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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