Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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