this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
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