The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
Just puked most of my soul out..
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
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