VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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