...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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