Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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