Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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