I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
Randomize
