Your tits are I can't wait for
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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