ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
Randomize
