I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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