There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
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