can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
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