LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
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