Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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