What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
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