We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
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