YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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