Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
Randomize
