i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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