My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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