Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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